Quotes About Age

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.

Being seventy has its advantages. I was outspoken before, but now what have I got to keep quiet about?

Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they're immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties.

There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth.

Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past.

Old age hath yet his honour and his toil.

Why do all balls look like they're 150 years old?

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me: Back of the net!

Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.

My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.

The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy award voter with a tampon in her purse.

It's funny, now there are so many bands that I can never remember any of their names. Maybe it's because I'm old.

Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is.

Werewolves never joke about age, " he said solemnly."Why not?"Connor shrugged, a smile teasing his lips. "I dunno, " he finally admitted. "I just thought it sounded good.

I squinted at her. "You're an adult." "You're an adult too." "But you're an older adult. You've had more practice." Mom leaned back and laughed.

Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.

Life is funny, when you are young you want to be older and those that are older wish to be younger.

I hope you live to be as old as your jokes.

The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees nothing but the dim outlines of an old and worried face.

You know, it's hard to say what's going to happen in the future. But, if I stay healthy, I think I'll probably play until I'm about 40.

At sixty, I would like to give my future back its vistas of uncertainty.

Ours must be the first age whose great goal, on a nonmaterial plane, is not fulfillment but adjustment; and perhaps just such a goal has served as maladjustment's weapon.