Quotes About Stereotypes

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

I only dated one Asian girl, but she was very Asian. She was a panda.

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"

Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.

Men are all the same, they think that because they came out of the belly of a woman they know all there is to know about women.

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.

When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.

Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.

If you're considered a beauty, it's hard to be accepted doing anything but standing around.

People have lost their sense of humor. In former times, we constantly made jokes about different races.

Short people have long faces, and long people have short faces. Big people have little humor, and little people have no humor at all.