Quotes About Stereotypes

I've never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair.

Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.

This I know for a fact: the reason African women have children is so that there's someone else to do the housework.

Men are not nearly as evolved as women are, nor as intelligent, evidently

It's easier to sit there and say you don't like feminists because they don't have a sense of humor.

Older actresses apparently have no sense of humor about being older actresses.

Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now.

Americans aren't accepting of black humor, it's terrible.

Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!

One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing.

REFUSALWhen you refuseto tell your weightand age, people knowyou're fat and old.

That's not Eire. Everyone always thinks that, but we're not shamrocks and wee men. You should know the difference.

While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.

Megan, you just single handedly set the women's movement back twenty years

When men age they're called sophisticated. When women age they ain't called at all.

I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit

We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn't be trusted with a pair of scissors.

The difference between a man and a woman is whether to ask for directions.

Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?

I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we're like Donald Duck. An' I think a lotta guys are afraid of that.

Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined.

Wealth and intelligence should not be categorized as relatives.

The prettier the wine bottle, the higher the likelihood sorority girls will buy it.

Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them.