Quotes About Judgment

Doesn't make any difference who we are or what we are, there's always somebody to look down on.

I think that I am too warm to negatively judge individuals, yet I am cold enough to negatively judge humanity.

Human: That's stupid. Isn't there grass on both sides?

Act always from a sense of common humanity, and let God judge if it be charity.

People do not seem to realise that their opinion of the world is also a confession of their character.

It is a poor critic who says that a lack of effect on them implies all others are insincere in their love.

It is the height of irony to prejudge someone of prejudice.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

My makeup wasn't smeared, I wasn't disheveled, I behaved politely, and I never finished off a bottle, so how could I be alcoholic?

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.

After I die, I shall return to earth as a gatekeeper of a bordello and I won't let any of you enter.

How ghastly for her, people actually thinking, with their brains, and right next door. Oh, the travesty of it all.

When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.

A sense of humor judges one's actions and the actions of others from a wider reference. It pardons shortcomings, it consoles failure.