Quotes About Judgment

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.

Wearing that? Wouldn't you fancy a shapeless cardigan instead? You rock a shapeless cardigan, honey.

I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.

Silence is foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.

Not all tongues that wag cohabit with a brain.

And yet, people still turn to Jesus. You will notice though that the kind of people who turn to Jesus tend to be the sort of people who haven't done that well with everybody else.

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

What about a compromise? I'll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I'll apologize.

Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.

Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes.

I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.

It is a sin to believe evil of others but it is seldom a mistake.

Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?

Be wary of the horse with a sense of humor.

I'm in favor of it as long as it's multiple choice.

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.

I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.

Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store i just flip to the about the author section. I'm like, "Done, next!"

I should have no compassion on these witches; I should burn them all.

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'