Quotes About Misunderstanding

Yeah, well, that's what you said the last time it did this, and it was doing it that time too,' Tiercel said waspishly. Clear as mud,' Harrier muttered.

In the acting game, you spend a long time fighting against what the director perceives you to be. And half the time the directors don't know.

Then why are we being shot at? (Syd) 'Cause the sonofabitch can't tell time. (Steele)

People misinterpret what I say all the time: They think I'm being offensive, when really, I'm only being opinionated.

You can spend so much time wanting someone and they can have absolutely no idea.

Every time i try and wink at someone, I mess it up and end up scaring people.

2+2=5 wasn't intentional. I thought you carry a 1 every time there are two 2's in an equation. I'm not stupid, the mathematicians is stupid

An interview will seem very sane to me, and I'll find out that the journalist was laughing out of the side of his mouth half of the time.

Canada thinks we're married; we don't know it exists. Every time we tell Canada to knock it off, it just feeds the fire.

When I heard Puerto Ricans in New York City, it sounded very strange. And the first time I heard someone from Spain, I thought they had a speech impediment!

I still have people saying to me, 'Oh, you're still together?' They don't realize Leppard's been around this whole time, because people just don't get to hear us.

It's too easy to trivialize people. The Internet does it all the time.

Sometimes people have a difficult time understanding my English.

My mom wasn't, like, she was reading all these historical romance novels the majority of the time. She read a feminist book and then my dad would sit down and explain it to her like she was an idiot.

My aunt could never understand how writing could be a full-time job. She'd keep asking when I'd get a real job!.

Why in the hell do journalists insist on coming up with a second rate Freudian evaluation on my lyrics when 90% of the time they've transcribed the lyrics incorrectly?

Anyone who ever spoke to me would know I would never say the words 'get hitched' nxt time do ur research.

The first time I showed the tattoo it was big news in the newspaper. 'She has a tattoo with a snake.' It's not a snake!

Most of the time when couples argue, it's not really about the thing they're fighting about; there's a deeper reason why they're arguing.

You refuse to listen. Because, like every other man, you can keep only one idea in your head at a time-usully the wrong one.

It's always awkward when someone doesn't realize you're joking and devotes thought time to what you've said. Double that when the person is wearing tinfoil.

When my husband came to my parents' house for the first time, he asked, 'Why is everyone screaming? Why are they so angry?' I said, 'No one's angry. This is just how we communicate.

In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.