Quotes About Misunderstanding

There is no such complicated situation which people could not make more complicated.

Boyfriend?"Her cheeks heated. "Yes.""Funny name.""What?" She frowned. "Ernest is a perfectly nice name.""Oh, I thought I heard you call him Ermine.

Please don't arrest me.""Listen to me, I'm not going to arrest you, ok? I'm not a cop.""Are you sure?""Am I sure I'm not a cop? yes, I'm sure.""You could be undercover.

Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.

she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it.

How painful it is to find that my figure can be of no help to my future... how painful to see it rejected on account of a slanderous suspicion!

Entertainers have no brain...I get frustrated when I hear things like that from people. We have different goals. We have our own ways. I try to do the best I can, but still.

People do not always argue because they misunderstand one another, they argue because they hold different goals.

My goals in Holland were known as 'stiffies', which means something quite different in England of course.

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

The report of my death was an exaggeration.

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.

A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George!

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bi....

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong and when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong. - Homer Simpson

I hate women because they always know where things are.

Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us.