Quotes About Misunderstanding

Usually a life turned into a poem is misrepresented.

"Classic": A book which people praise but don't read.

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

All religions issue bibles against him, and say most injurious things about him, but we never hear his side.

Unless I am very much mistaken...I AM very much mistaken...!

My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.

With rap, it's a funny thing. You can say things, and people can take 'em the way they wanna take 'em.

Overseas, language barriers keep me from doing a lot of talking and some of the jokes that I think are funny and they're like crickets. I have to sharpen up on that.

If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke.

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

The worst thing ever that you have to explain your joke because I was very disappointed trying to explain why the joke is funny for the interrogator.

I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant.

Don't think you are looking at me because you are not.

Till I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.

Once you've been in a mental institution, people are going to look at you funny.

The thing that's weird is that we thought it was funny. We expected people to get the joke - that we [with Andrew Ridgeley] were two guys really making asses of ourselves.

Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.

The Japanese are human beings like the rest of us, but they will strongly resent this insinuation.

Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.

I've been blessed to have done different roles, but I don't think people see me as funny.

If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney.

I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny.