Quotes About Belief

If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day.

I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.

A cause may be inconvenient, but it's magnificent. It's like champagne or high heels, and one must be prepared to suffer for it.

It's funny - people think analysis or psychiatry is mad, and THEY go to CHURCH.

Zionism and pessimism are not compatible.

To die for an idea is to set a rather high price upon conjecture.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

They say you can't do it, but sometimes it doesn't always work.

All wrong doing is done in the sincere belief that it is the best thing to do.

Don't worry about polls, but if you do, don't admit it.

The margin of error in astrology is plus or minus one hundred percent.

There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.

The Lord turned water into wine. All I'm suggesting is a trip to the grocery store.

I think religion is a funny thing because, when you see somebody who can really break it down, sometimes it feels foolish what you believe.

I'm a Leo. Leos don't believe in this astrology stuff.

But I also happen to be someone who believes in tithing--the giving of a tenth .

When a husband's story is believed, he begins to suspect his wife.

I no longer believe that just about everything is funny, if viewed from the proper angle.

Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny.

Death is an awful thing. I don't believe in it myself.

The only food he has ever stolen has been down on a coffee table. He claims that he genuinely believed it to be a table meant for dogs.

But its not funny. Not to people who've been told they're losers their whole lives and believe they will never be anything else.

A pope going through a faith crisis would be funny to see.