Quotes About Belief

He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus.

Everyone could face something that hurts him. But I don't expect that I will be hurt

Whoever dies will be rewarded by heaven.

I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.

There is a strength of conviction that can only come from being 100% wrong.

I think ultimately, when you believe somebody is going through a situation and it's either awkward or ridiculous, but you believe it, that can be funny.

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

All the religions are super funny to me.

It's funny to hear priests and nuns argue with each other.

April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously.

How do you know?""Well, I don't, I'm making this up, but I bet I'm right.

A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their partner, even if that is not true.

Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.

I never lie. I believe everything I say, so it's not a lie.

Llamas can drive... they just don't know it yet...

Self-doubt is a persuasive mistress careful not to shag her or you'll never get your balls back." - Simon Hunt

It never ceases to amaze me how many people think I kill for fun.""Don't y

Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.

Most people believe most of the things they believe only because they believe that most people believe them.

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.

Everything is possible in America, except the production of intelligence.

I don't believe in God, I only believe in Al Pacino, and that's the truth.

I believe great things are ahead for each of us. Now we just have to go ahead and create them.

The business of lying is transacted in the abode of the gullible.