Quotes About Religion

A pope going through a faith crisis would be funny to see.

He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus.

I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no.

I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.

All the religions are super funny to me.

It's funny to hear priests and nuns argue with each other.

I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.

I think you must be some kind of a freak. Either that or you're trying toconvert me to your secret horse religion.""Darn, you got me, " she says theatrically. "You thwarted my evil plan.

I love Mormon boys!

I don't believe in God, I only believe in Al Pacino, and that's the truth.

the cross had slipped back onto my chest. I unclasped it and after wrapping the chain around the metal, tucked it into my bra

Jehovah's Witness? Don't sweat it. I'm going to hell, already booked my ticket. Bright side? I'm pagan. Your hell is my heaven... if for no other reason than you won't be there.

Archbishop: "God is with us!"William the Great : "Bishop, if God is with us, then he is not with them, congratulations!We are victorious!

I don't believe in God, don't believe in the devil. Unless you want to count my mother. She might be Satan's sister, I suppose.

The future must not belong to those who slander the Prophet of Islam

If a future Pope teaches anything contrary to the Catholic Faith, do not follow him.

The fundamentalist religions simply seem to offer more hope for a brighter future than do the more liberal, humanistic ones.

We've staked our future on our ability to follow the Ten Commandments with all our heart.

EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.

It therefore become essential for the future of Judaism itself that its advancement should be correlated with a similar effort to advance the cause of religion generally.

Muslim moderates, wherever they are, must be given every tool necessary to win a war of ideas with their co-religionists. Otherwise, we will have to win some very terrible wars in the future.

The goal of Buddhism is to create Buddhas, not Buddhists, as the goal of Christianity is to create Christs, not Christians.

A religious person is devout in the sense that he has no doubt about the significance of those superpersonal objects and goals which neither require nor are capable of rational foundation

My goal is to destroy Christianity.