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Quotes About Dave

'Frankenstein' is a work rich in possible meanings, so the horror-show interpretation is as valid as any.
~ Dave Morris
I live in France a lot of the time, in the Loire Valley.
~ Dave Myers
Art editors and critics - people like me - have become a courtier class.
~ Dave Hickey
I'm not saying all the women were hot. Some of them, if they fell overboard, they'd be harpooned by Japs.
~ Dave Barry
I learned this from a show called Captain Video, featuring a man named, oddly, Captain Video
~ Dave Barry
The Enigma of Japanese Power, by Dutch journalist Karel van Wolferen
~ Dave Barry
I have long believed that nobody actually makes fruitcakes. I believe that all fruitcakes were formed thousands of years ago by some kind of horrible natural catastrophe involving: fruit, cake, and a radioactive meteorite
~ Dave Barry
Now, if Richard Nixon had claimed something like that you would at least have had the comfort of knowing he was lying. You could trust Nixon that way.
~ Dave Barry
bigger of the two. He had a nose wart the size and shape of a small mushroom.
~ Dave Barry
And it ain't a man, thought Slank.
~ Dave Barry
A. Yes, that's what I say, but my son claims he knows of mice named Tom. COMPUTER: HA HA! WHAT A CRETIN.
~ Dave Barry
When we see non-normative rates of stress in a Circler or a department, we can make adjustments to workload
~ Dave Eggers
No man should have to endure another man quoting poetry.
~ Dave Eggers
It's a reprehensible idea that seems, on the surface, virtuous." "That describes almost everything the Every does.
~ Dave Eggers
Unicycle?! came the quick reply. I'm diabetic!
~ Dave Eggers
I just said, 'I hope she can get by with a salary of sixty thousand dollars.' 
~ Dave Eggers
And now it is boring; here in Tanzania, she is bored. She will die of a crushing monotony before she even has a chance at a high-altitude cerebral edema. —
~ Dave Eggers
Shawn's (Shawn Weatherly - former beauty queen) acting ability is such that she could not convey the concept of falling if your pushed her off a cliff.
~ Dave Barry
Soon after the June 1982 release of Metal Massacre, Lars Ulrich reported losing his virginity at a party at Dave Mustaine's house.
~ Ian Christe
The NBC using us on air is a great endorsement of quality.
~ Dave Goldberg
I think Junior is certainly a science fiction premise as is Twins, as is Dave, beyond Ghostbusters.
~ Ivan Reitman
Try to imagine the calamity of that: Zack, age twenty-eight, with no management experience, gets training from Dave, a weekend rock guitarist, on how to apply a set of fundamentally unsound psychological principles as a way to manipulate the people who report to him.
~ Unknown
The first time I used 'Viva La Stool,' I was just bragging about something. People grabbed it, and it went viral organically.
~ Dave Portnoy
Dave said, "Tarts' wardrobe?" "Loos." Dave said with sort of admirationosity in his voice, "Outstanding" midnight
~ Louise Rennison