Quotes About Dave

I'm not anti-Wall Street - I'm anti-distortions to free markets.

Which one of you tased Dave?" The one directly in front of us asked. "That was me," Niamh said. "That was mean. He's new. Barely above an intern.

Land!" shouted Thomas. "Is there food?" asked Tubby Ted.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.