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Quotes About Afterlife

God always comes up with a third act twist -- and we won't know until we die whether the play was a comedy or a tragedy.
~ Joan Rivers
If God is in Heaven, Hell is empty.
~ Kedar Joshi
There is only one God and all atheists will learn that after their deaths
~ Munia Khan
An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased's chances of going to hell.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When I die, I will send down a shower of roses from the heavens,I will spend my heaven by doing good on earth.
~ Therese of Lisieux
The good news is there's no devil. The bad news is there's no heaven. There's nothing.
~ Kerry Packer
Hell is full of good intentions.
~ Thomas Gray
If this world isn't good enough for us then an afterlife won't be enough.
~ Fanny Howe
Not even death can wipe out our good deeds
~ Gautama Buddha
Christianity made us think there's one heaven.
~ Patti Smith
Hell is not evil; it's a place where evil gets punished. Hell is not pleasant, appealing, or encouraging. But Hell is morally good, because a good God must punish evil.
~ Randy Alcorn
I know the police cause you troubleThey cause trouble everywhereBut when you die and go to heavenYou find no policeman there
~ Woody Guthrie
Harry taught me that death isn't the end, it's the beginning.
~ Jennifer Love Hewitt
The Great Spirit will not make me suffer because I am ignorant. He will put me in a place where I shall be better off than in this world.
~ Red Cloud
I have always been interested in the paranormal and afterlife, everything from ghosts to angels. I think that everyone has that curiosity of the great unknown.
~ Hilary Duff
Don't cry after my death . with smiling face send me to heaven.
~ yakoobkhan
When you die, you don't go to sleep. You go home to nonphysical reality, and you are very much awake.
~ Gary Zukav
When I die, I hope they don't cremate me 'cuz I'll burn forever.
~ Harry Caray
Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.
~ Albert Einstein
I have good hope that there is something remaining for the dead.
~ Socrates
Hope dead lives nevermore, No, not in heaven.
~ Christina Rossetti
If there is no God there is no hereafter. When, therefore, one drives God out of the universe he closes the door of hope upon himself.
~ William Jennings Bryan
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
~ George Carlin, Brain Droppings
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
~ James Thurber