Quotes About Afterlife

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?

If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

After I die, I shall return to earth as a gatekeeper of a bordello and I won't let any of you enter.

I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.

If I weren't already dead, I'd have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.

What'd you think would happen when you died? That the prophecy would just be over and we'd all be like, oops, guess we got that one wrong?

Being dead is highly overrated. It's no fun at all." -- Mythe: A Fairy Tale

Golden Arches' are the gateway to the afterlife.

I don't think that because you die and move on to somewhere else that you lose your sense of humor.

Pard, we will meet again in the Happy Hunting Ground To part no more, Goodbye

In all my years of Ghost Hunting I have never been afraid, after all, a ghost is only a fellow human being in trouble

What's a mediator you ask? Oh, a person who acts as a liason between the living and the dead. Hey, wait a minute...what're you doing with that strait jacket?-Suze Simon's imagination

The world of imagination is the world of eternity. It is the divine bosom into which we shall all go after death of the vegetative body.

The living can assist the imagination of the dead.

If you believe in justice, surely you believe in the hereafter, because this world is not just.

Heaven is comfort, but it's still not living.

No Christian is abandoned at the moment of death. The angels are the ushers, and our passage to heaven is under their escort.

That wouldn't be a bad way to die...giving off light for millions of years after you're gone.

Dead and still in the world was worse than dead and in the ground. Dead in the ground at least gave you the hope of heaven.

What happens after death is so glorious that our imagination, our feelings do not suffice to form even an approimate conception of it. Memories and Dreams, Carl Jung

One last thing: spirits in the higher dimensions can visit others in the lower dimensions, but those in the lower dimensions cannot move to the higher dimensions until their souls are ready. Highly

Father's house are many mansions …" I believe this to mean the different planes within the Spiritual Realms that our souls are drawn to (after the death of the human body)

They believed that this world was fallen but that restitution would be provided elsewhere, in an afterlife. I believed that this world was fallen and that there was no afterlife.