Quotes About Joke

It's a very young mistake to assume that life is very serious. I get the joke now.

I always make a joke: 'Don't look into the future; it's too bright.' That's as positive as I can be.

I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny.

The old joke in my family is that the last person who isn't from New York was coming from Russia.

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

The whole westward expansion myth is seen as romantic. But it's a joke, a blot on American history.

That's a joke, son!

So this joke had been told, like so many infinite others, solely for the private amusement of the universe.

You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body? I was only kidding.

This is a lot more satisfying," he said, "when I have intelligent life whom I can render awed, rapt with attention for my clever verbosity." The ugly lizard-crab-thing on the next rock over clicked its claw, an almost hesitant sound. "Your right, of course," Wit said. "My usual audience isn't particularly intelligent. That was also the obvious joke, however, so shame on you.

Never let something trivial, like a sense of humor, get in the way of a good joke.

And if they could shoot the rusting thing," Wayne added, "the bullet would be small as a flea." Marasi sighed. "Wayne, can't you ever let a joke die?" "Hon, that joke started dead," he said. "I'm just givin' it a proper burial.

Yes. You read that right. Evil Librarians control the world. They keep everyone in ignorance, teaching them falsehoods in place of history, geography, and politics. It's kind of a joke to them. Why else do you think the Librarians named themselves what they did? Librarians. LIE-brarians. Sounds obvious now, doesn't it? If you wish to smack yourself in the forehead and curse loudly, you may proceed to do so. I can wait.

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Sadeas flushed, but kept his temper. "A whore joke, Wit? Is that the best you can manage?" Wit shrugged. "I point out truths when I see them, Brightlord Sadeas. Each man has his place. Mine is to make insults. Yours is to be in-sluts.

Vathah shut the door for her, then looked in the window. "Most men are idiots." "Nonsense," Shallan said, smiling. "By the law of averages, only half of them are." He grunted. She was learning to interpret those, which was essential to speaking Vathahese. This one roughly meant, "I'm not going to acknowledge that joke because it would spoil my reputation as a complete and utter dunnard.

She and David had a running joke about how they both feared their kids at night the same way that, as children, they'd feared monsters under the bed. Beasts that would rise up from the side of your bed, seize you with sharp nails and demand things of you.

It's all a mere mistake and a worry and a joke—and we'll go home as fast as we can!

It is—or seems to be—a wise sort of thing, to realise that all that happens to a man in this life is only by way of joke, especially his misfortunes, if he have them. And it is also worth bearing in mind, that the joke is passed round pretty liberally & impartially, so that not very many are entitled to fancy that they in particular are getting the worst of it.

For years and years, I was beset with snide remarks by certain members of the press, where they would turn John Oates into a joke, or they would trivialize what I do, which never really bothered me all that much.

Yoga in America is a joke.

New York was at the forefront of rap, so because of all the great people who have gone before me, being a rapper from Queens, I have to live up to those standards. I'm basically just a regular guy who says what he feels and likes to joke. I like long walks on the beach... and I love rap.

Somebody would think I was trying to get favored treatment because my ancestors had the name Moon. And that's a joke.

My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?"