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Quotes About Furniture

I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction.
~ Greg Gutfeld
Us middle class...never have to worry about having old furniture to point out to our friends. We buy it on payments and before it's paid for it's plenty antique.
~ Will Rogers
furniture n. habitability improvements (U.S. Navy) The U.S. Navy paid $31,672 for a couch, 20 dining room chairs, and a loveseat for the destroyer USS Kidd. The furniture was called "habitability improvements.
~ William D. Lutz
It seemed as if Muzak had sucked the soul out of the songs, but in fact they had created something entirely new, something close to what Satie imagined: furniture music, music that was clearly a useful and (to their subscribers) functional part of the environment, there to induce calm and tranquility in their shops and offices. Why is it that Satie's compositions, Brian Eno's ambient music, or the minimal spaced-out
~ David Byrne
The trade is chiefly with Madagascar: the houses are richly furnished with furniture, dishes from India, &c. At Garaganza there are hundreds of Arab traders, there too all fruits abound, and the climate is healthy, from its elevation. Why cannot we missionaries imitate these Arabs in living on heights?
~ David Livingstone
The aim of being a good designer is to have an influence. If you design furniture or lifestyle, you should influence the way people evolve globally. It's good to have an influence.
~ Olivier Theyskens
All I needed was a steady table and a typewriter...a marble-topped bedroom washstand table made a good place; the dining-room table between meals was also suitable.
~ Agatha Christie
By acquiring all of your furniture from different eras and places and things that are expensive and inexpensive, it will make your end product have a great spirit.
~ Kelly Wearstler
You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.
~ Jeff Foxworthy
It looks different when you're sober; I thought I had twice as much furniture.
~ Neil Simon
On Furnishing One's Home - Pick your furniture like you pick a wife; it should make you feel comfortable and look nice, but not so nice that if someone walks past it they want to steal it.
~ Justin Halpern
Imagine having journalists in your own home and not even covering the furniture with plastic sheets first.
~ P. J. O'Rourke
I tried to like it. For me, it was like being smacked around the head by a piece of IKEA furniture: it hurts, but you've got to admire the workmanship.
~ Bill Bailey
While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom. They put it in exactly the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said: "Do I know you?"
~ Steven Wright
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture finished and put inside boxes.
~ Dave Barry
Hi! I'm Ethan, I shop at Ikea. I bought a $300 dining suite and it took me three days to assemble!
~ Douglas Coupland
was right. She sighed. It was beyond frustrating when things you didn't like were also your reality. "Where do you want the living room furniture?" one of the movers asked. She directed him inside
~ Jana Deleon
She was so unused to conversation in the accepted sense that most of her spoken words were almost meaningless. They were a gesture, like that of a hostess arranging loose covers on the furniture of her room in order to assure herself that everything was prepared for her guests.
~ Janet Frame
Any piece of furniture, I don't care how beautiful it is, has got to be lived with, and kicked about, and rubbed down, and mistreated..., and repolished, and knocked around and dusted and sat on or slept in or eaten off of before it develops its real character, Selina said.
~ Edna Ferber
We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons...
~ Alfred E. Newman
Having bought furniture for my own house, and bought furniture for our house in Washington, a furniture store seemed like a good idea, and it also played into my personal history.
~ Elizabeth Edwards
When I was 18, I began attending college for art and design, and I designed all sorts of things from furniture to industrial designs and even watches.
~ Aldis Hodge
I'm good with furniture, very bad with plants.
~ Dan Levy
There's no reason your outdoor furniture should look like cheap plastic that will blow over or break in two seconds.
~ Jonathan Scott