Quotes About Cleaning

There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.

My mother was a cleaning lady all her life.

The interesting thing about being a mother is that everyone wants pets, but no one but me cleans the kitty litter.

The wisest advice I ever received regarding the kitchen came from my mother: 'Do the dishes while you're cooking.

Right now I just want to chill for a while. Take a hiatus from all the craziness. To clean my house, see my family. Just see some movies and pick some strawberries.

I hope and pray that mother nature is leaving us alone to get on with the job of cleaning up and recovering from this event.

Cleaning is a necessary function: things get dusty even if they just sit there, and the ordinary conduct of life tends to leave traces that need to be tidied up. But cleaning up after someone who makes a completely gratuitous and unnecessary mess is always irritating.

Raw data, like raw potatoes, usually require cleaning before use. Ronald A. Thisted

The world is to be cleaned by somebody, and you are not called of God if you are ashamed to scrub.

The chemicals in the dishwashing process tend not to be good for saucepans.

I don't cook... I don't know how to clean... there's may be a good chance I'm an alcoholic.

I have become very good at clearing histories.

I really like to cook and have dinner parties and I like to clean, it really clears my head and it makes me feel good to keep my home as a comfortable place.

If robots are to clean our homes, they'll have to do it better than a person.

My worst job was working in the laundry of a nursing home.

Things at home didn't change much. I still have to clean my own room!

If I'm at home on my own and the writing isn't going well, I clean my house. And there have been times in the past few years when my house has looked really clean.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean. I would imagine a vodka bottle is really drunk.

One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine.

I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.

For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.

Babies aren't dishwasher-safe.