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Quotes About Cleaning

Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."
~ Josh Stern
I sighed and deleted the message, imagining the dirty clothes multiplying like rabbits, because that's what they do when I'm not around.
~ Alex Owens
If I were you, I'd clear those cobwebs out because there isn't a shop-vac out there strong enough to handle that job.
~ Flora Roberts
Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves.
~ Jimmy Fallon, Thank You Notes
There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake.
~ Phyllis Diller
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
~ Erma Bombeck
Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower.
~ Elayne Boosler
We act individually to collectively clean our communities.
~ Lailah Gifty Akita
Put a stocking over the end of a vacuum to find tiny items.
~ James Wilson
She didn't like gardening or cleaning, so she wasn't about to have 'shit that needed watering or dusting' around her place.
~ Jana Deleon
Superfund was passed with the good intention of cleaning up America's toxic waste sites.
~ Fred Thompson
'Washio' provides laundry and dry cleaning on demand. They pick it up, clean it, and return it within 24 hours - and often with a cookie. No more forgetting to pick up the dry-cleaning or wasting time in line.
~ Yael Cohen
I don't let housekeeping in when I stay in hotels. It cuts down on all the caustic cleaning products and aggressive water usage, and I never use the little plastic bottles of toiletries they set out.
~ KT Tunstall
She was an enthusiastic painter of oils and watercolors. She was also very generous. I could mess with her paints and brushes all I wanted. On one condition: that I kept my brushes clean. The only art lesson my mother gave me was how to wash my brushes.
~ Barbara Cooney
Truly, the only way to prove that we can rid the oceans of plastic is to actually go out there and deploy the world's first ocean-cleaning system.
~ Boyan Slat
My mother got me into music when I was a little kid. She used to play music, blast it, when she was cleaning the house, while I was crawling around. I just love loud music.
~ Pauly D
I love to clean.
~ Jackie Chan
To this day I clean better than most maids.
~ Ernest Borgnine
There's no getting away from it: you have to clean.
~ Anthea Turner
I am lonely. I clean up the house, put kids to bed and there I sit.
~ Kate Gosselin
I think cleaning house at the CIA needed to happen.
~ Pete Hoekstra
The cleaning is something I use as a reward if I get some work done. I go into a very happy state of mind when I'm vacuuming.
~ Joyce Carol Oates
When we realize we can make a buck cleaning up the environment, it will be done!
~ Dennis Weaver
All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom.
~ Linda Fiorentino