Quotes About Cats

Cats are like Baptists," I whispered to her. "You know they raise hell, but you can't ever catch them at it.

Roscoe, Oreo, knock it off!" she says, scooping them up in her arms, giving each a quick nuzzle, and then tossing each onto a separate couch, where they land safely and expertly. She turns and says, "You know what you call two cats?" "I don't know," Connie says, liking the woman. "A herd? A pride? A duo?" Peggy smiles. "A crazy cat lady starter kit. Get you a drink before we begin?

Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call a cat, you go, 'Cat, come here.' He doesn't come to you unless you have something in your hand that he thinks might be food. They're very free animals, and I like that.

We love cats more than we love women [with Marilyn Manson].

Perhaps grown women are beings of a good deal more complexity than cats

I'm fond of my werecats, if only because I have four real-world felines staring at me as I type.

I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy.

Having a bunch of cats around is good. If you're feeling bad, you just look at the cats, you'll feel better because they know that everything is just as it is. There's nothing to get excited about. They just know. They're saviours.

I have an obscene fascination with cats... It's kind of embarrassing. But they're so cute.

I'm a big cat person. It's one of those things that's like, everybody that knows me thinks it's so weirdly apparent and obvious.

Show tunes are great. Stephen Sondheim. Rodgers and Hammerstein. Wicked. Rent. The Music Man. Almost any musical will do. Except Cats." "Why? Doesn't it shut out the voices?" "No, it shuts them out fine. But it's a terrible musical.

Housecats is smart too. Smarter'n a dog or a mule. Folks thinks they ain't on account of you cain't learn em nothin, but what it is is that they won't learn nothin. They too smart.

How many cats you got? Several. Depends on what you mean by got. Some of em are half wild and the rest are just outlaws. They run out the door when they heard your truck.

Now the birds & trees & the moroccan kitties are my muse.

I will go further and say all cats are wicked, though often useful

I will go further and say all cats are wicked, though often useful. Who has not seen Satan in their sly faces? Some preachers will say, well, that is superstitious "claptrap." My answer is this: Preacher, go to your Bible and read Luke 8: 26-33. Stonehill

I'll go further and say all cats are wicked, though often useful. Who has not seen Satan in their sly faces?

I will go further and say all cats are wicked, though often useful. Who has not seen Satan in their sly faces?

I have known some horses and a good many more pigs who I believe harbored evil intent in their hearts. I will go further and say all cats are wicked, though often useful. Who has not seen Satan in their sly faces?

Well, when I was a little girl we had 17 cats once. They all lived outside, and they kept having more kittens. My mom made us put little ribbons around each kitten's neck, put them in a wagon, and go door-to-door around the neighborhood to try to give them away.

There are several cats smoothly moving about, which helped me greatly to relax, for I have always felt that no house is wholly bad where there are cats, and conversely, where there are several cats, a house is bound to be wonderfully charming.

I haven't got anything against cats. I haven't got anything against elk either, but that doesn't mean I'm going to keep one in the store so I'll have a place to hang my hat.

We sleep researchers like cats, you know; they sleep a lot!

Cats don't forget. Cats know when they are needed and loved. These two would be better medicine for Minnie than anything that came out of a pill bottle.