Quotes About Unexpected

I finally got my knight in shining armor. Too bad he was a teenage werewolf

Life had tried to kill me in all sorts of ways lately, but falling off of a flying horse was a new and unwelcome development.

He wrapped me up like a package. I couldn't move an inch. "I thought you were some sort of maniac!" I growled. "I am." "What are you doing here?" "Looking for Jim in your bed." "He isn't here." "I see that.

The top bag popped, and a metric ton of old lasagna spilled onto my pants. The stench of soured spaghetti sauce washed over me. Ew. Of all the trash from this whole giant building, I had to step on a bag from the food court. Damn it.

Mom?" Mother turned to Grandmother. "What?" "She's going to lunch with her kidnapper!" "Take a picture for me," Grandma said.

She looked at Mad Rogan. What did you do? Mad Rogan opened his mouth. She turned to me. What did he do? He got hit by a car, I said. The woman turned to me. What kind of car was it? An armored Escalade, I said. Well, at least it was a nice car. She turned to Mad Rogan. Who would want to ruin their nice car by hitting you with it?

Where did you find this charmer ? Linus asked me. In an abandoned mall. He followed me home.

Nothing kills a party like an oversized metal hedgehog.

Weredingo." Now I'd seen everything. Well, at least he didn't steal my baby.

You're more like a crazy aunt who only gets called when somebody needs bailing out of jail," Derek said.

I was still pissed. "What kind of shapeshifter has orange fur anyway?" "Weredingo." Now I'd seen everything. Well, at least he didn't steal my baby.

I clawed my eyes open and rolled off my bed. For some reason, someone had moved the floor several feet lower than I had expected, and I fell and crashed with a thud.

He wore the expression found on people who have died in an accident, in a matter of seconds, without having had time to be afraid or suffer.

The morning brought the crisis of my life. But it was not anything that I could have conceived of in my wildest imaginings.

What happened after that, and will be related later, was something entirely unexpected and so awful that Ludens had never spoken about it afterwards to anyone.

We naturally take in the catastrophes of our friends a pleasure which genuinely does not preclude friendship. This is partly but not entirely because we enjoy being empowered as helpers. The unexpected or inappropriate catastrophe is especially piquant.

Suddenly, as if by the fiat of a wicked fairy, he had been utterly dispossessed.

The had met at a party. Falling in love surprised them both.

Life can be sudden.

and he wreaked havoc among the buttered toast as he said it.

Re the temperature of Venus's surface No one had expected such a hot Venus

deus ex machina

estoy a punto de lanzar todo mi peso contra una puerta y encontrar que está abierta de par en par.

Wann immer ich vom Leben den Status quo erwarte, taucht etwas ganz unerwartetes auf. Die Weltgeschichte ist aus dem gleichen Teig gemacht wie Semmeln. Hauptsache, sie sind frisch.