Quotes About Unexpected

I value a buck, and when they're giving you $300,000 to lay down and look cute and pretty for a commercial in Korea, you gotta just go, 'Holy crap, this is unbelievable.'

I never desired to go into war zones. I never had any thought about it. It sort of just happened as part of the job.

We have been terrorised by what happened in America and we express our condolences to the American people who suffered from this unexpected catastrophe and a new world war.

I boast of being the only man in London who has been bombed off a lavatory seat while reading Jane Austen. She went into the bath; I went through the door.

We hoped to land a wild cat that would tear out the bowels of the Boche. Instead we have stranded a vast whale with its tail flopping about in the water.

To the issues of friendship, love, business and war, "surprise" is the optimistic solution.

'The war in Iraq - if Osama was a Christian - it's the Christmas present he never would have expected.

You'd be surprised how easy some things can be, things you never thought you'd do, when you take self-respect out of the equation.

Our gifts to this world, and this realm's gifts to us can come in many ways, often as we least expect them but they come especially when we are open to give, open to receive.

Duty has a trick of behaving unexpectedly -- something like a heavy friend whom we have amiably asked to visit us, and who breaks his leg within our gates.

Surprises, like misfortunes, seldom come alone.

Gabriel Well...life is stranger than fiction sometimes.

quoted Arctic explorer Vilhjalmur Stefansson, once accused of being an "adventurer." His response was, "An adventure is what happens when exploration goes wrong.

Ah, life's little surprises! They can make any day unforgettable... or make it your last.

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.

It happened so quickly. One minute I was plucking the flower, and the next I was in his chariot immersed in darkness. I struggled to wrench myself free from his grasp and run away. I twisted as far as I could, hoping to see mother chasing after me. But ahead of me, behind me, on either side of me, everywhere I looked, all I could see was darkness.

Hun skulle til å løfte kofferten ut av bagasjerommet, da hun skvatt til av en kjent stemme. Det ser ut som om du trenger hjelp med den der. En kvinne tar gjerne med seg alt bortsett fra kjøkkenbenken.

Malory! You've got a chipmunk on your pussy!

But as he'd learned through the years, sometimes the best things were found when you weren't looking for them.

when someone you love needs you to, you can get a hold of your five-alarm temper, get a hold of the shapeless things that scare you senseless, act like an adult instead of the Cro-Magnon teenager you are, you can do a million things you never saw coming.

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it.

I like being surprised by someone. Surprised, too, by myself.

But here they were, despite death and everything, sitting in a car. If this was fate, she was buying.

Beastly of him to die before you realized he might be fascinating.