Quotes About Unexpected

Love will find you when you least expect it.

You have people come into your life shockingly and surprisingly. You have losses that you never thought you'd experience. You have rejection and you have learn how to deal with that and how to get up the next day and go on with it.

For me, when I did 'Thor,' they changed my lines at the last minute, and then I had to speak with an English accent - and it was horrifying. I was in front of a crew of 250 people on my first day - never happened to me before.

I had the Secret Service actually patrolling my block at some point. I didn't sign up for that. I went to work to write speeches for Barack Obama!

I spend most of my life feeling like I've been shot out of a cannon.

When I came back into show business in '88 after spending 20-odd years in the civil service, it wasn't planned.

There's just nothing funnier or crazier than that - doing your Broadway debut as Spider-Man in 'Spider-Man' the musical. It was, like, the last thing I could have ever possibly imagined happening. I mean, I would tell people I was playing Spider-Man, and people would just break out laughing because it was so ridiculous!

In my senior year of high school, I was doing a dance with a bunch of friends for the talent show, and my pants split entirely in half. It was incredible.

I set out to be a comedian, and then the spokesperson thing is kind of just something that came along with it.

Always a chancer, always lucky, he'd fall into a river and come out dry, with fish in his pockets.

Luck affects everything. Let your hook always be cast in the stream where you least expect it there will be a fish.

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.

I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.

There is frequently more to be learned from the unexpected questions of a child than the discourses of men.

Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in."

Death is as unexpected in his caprice as a courtesan in her disdain; but death is truer – Death has never forsaken any man

You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.

The hour of noon has passed,' said Judge Fang. 'Let us go and get some Kentucky Fried Chicken.

If a zombie attack had actually materialized, then they might have had a clue as to how to respond. But a stupendous machine-gun free-for-all in the apartment above them was not an eventuality that they had ever thought of and so it froze them for a time.

I think I'm in love," she said. He clapped a bag over his mouth and threw up.

To put it mildly, the International Space Station, until now, had never been the kind of place for surprise visits.

She heaved two or three times, as if sobbing, and suddenly sneezed -- not a polite 'atchoo' but a thermonuclear explosion so powerful that she staggered in place, nearly losing her balance, and some loitering Hispanic men on the other side of the boulevard looked up alertly, ready for action.

THE MOON BLEW UP WITHOUT WARNING AND FOR NO APPARENT reason. It was waxing, only one day short of full.

What the hell was I going to do with a rabid animal welded to a tree stump?