Quotes About Unexpected

A girl called me once and said come over, nobody is home! I went there and she was right, nobody was home

I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

I think I swallowed a bug!

Wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriendand he's a priest.

I got baby food in my coffee maker.

How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?

When I saw the car pulling into the driveway and I saw her getting out and walking towards the house, can you imagine Nadezhda, I performed involuntary excretion in my trousers.

Sounds like someone's found a turd floating in the punch bowl, and I'm supposed to fish it out." Trouble followed me everywhere.

Ignoraba porque te quería. El deleite frente al misterio, el goce frente a los inesperado, son sensaciones que aveces las módicas fuerzas no soportan

Podrías acercarte de sorpresa y decirme «¿Qué tal?»

Cuando el tipo reía, era como para ponerse a reflexionar sobre las imprevistas variantes de la imbecilidad humana.

amor es más seguro cuando nos toma de sorpresa e incluso desorienta a la costumbre.

I laughed. I cried. Sometimes, hours or days after I'd last seen Trillium, some tiny, jewel-colored piece of story would come winging toward me out of the blue, and I would laugh or cry again.

It is often while you are looking for something else entirely that you make the most amazing finds.

love people when they least expect it and least deserve it. That is the kind of love Jesus shows to us.

I live by the maxim, love people when they least expect it and least deserve it. That how you change someone's life forever.

If you want to impact someone's life, love them when they least expect it and least deserve it ... You might think, "But they don't deserve it." That's the point, isn't it?

She may not look like much of a princess, but she sure shoots like one.

My water broke.

God has great plans for you today… creative and unexpected means by which He will make you a saint. He needs only your joyful submission to His plan.

No, that watch doubles as a high-power flame-thrower and a bidet.

The first part, the setup, sets the stage. The second half, the punch line, provides an unexpected ending. It's the surprising conclusion that causes laughter.