Quotes About Unexpected

I was skydiving horizontally.

It's a funny old world.

so this crow comes and it starts quacking at us.

What are you doing here?"All right, he was standing in front of an easel, holding a paint palette and brush. "Taxidermy?" he responded with just a touch of his own sarcasm.

Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!

Yes she met with a slight accident involving a stake." Ash said "funny how that happens sometimes...

Maybe it was me, " Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

Don't you just hate that, you meet a girl she seems pretty nice, you tell all your friends and before you know it she turns out to be a vampire, don't you just hate it when that happens?

How did I end up in this situation? I'm the district sales manager of a napkin factor. Why is my daughter in space?

No, officer, I have no idea why I'm wearing this possum costume. I called you what? OH. My bad."-Nastasya

You'd be surprised." Charlie said."You go to bed one night singing her a lullaby, and she wakes up listening to Limp Bizkit.""What the hell is Limp Bizkit?

He had intended his address to be somewhat more comprehensive than this but was forced to cut it short, having been stabbed between the ribs with a broadsword.

It's funny how things work out.Trouble is, I'm still not laughing.

We're alive!" Swedish told her. "I did not see that coming.

No one's ever really ready for a troll.

People don't just appear on the beach unless they're demigods or gods or really, really lost pizza delivery guys. (It's happened—but that's another story.)

Shocked to see me?" I drawl at them, chuckling at the horrific joke.

All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up.Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life.

I just finished running, and I look and smell like nothing very pleasant. Why, oh, why did he have to bump into me now?

Didn't expect to see you here, " Jordan said.My eyes cut to Rachel, and I smiled sweetly. "Obviously. Hey, Rachel. Good to see you aga

I bet the very first piñata was surprised. "Oh, hey a party! Cool! What's the occa— HEY, WHAT THE HELL, KID?

I hope the next time you get a double-decker strawberry ice-cream cone the ice cream part falls off the cone and lands in Australia.

This was one of those non-glamorous parts about college that people never tell you about - worrying that the dilapidated apartment hosting a party would fall apart with you in it.

Nevermind nomenclatures, boy! What a serendipitous situation this is!