Quotes About Unexpected

I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen."

I turned my air conditioner the other way around and it got cold out. The weatherman said 'I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees out today.' I said, oops

Why couldn't I have just made it home without seeing them? I wasn't in the mood to play good freaking Samaritan to Beau and his trashy girlfriend.

My horse was in the lead, coming down the home stretch, but the caddie fell off.

I thought about all the things I was suddenly able to do—like fight with a sword and summon a magical shell of armor. Those were not things I covered in home school.

Sometimes history knocks at the most ordinary door to see if anyone is home. Sometimes someone is.

I remember actually going to see the first 'Avengers' with one of my best mates from home. I'd never have dreamed that I'd be in one of these movies, let alone playing Spider-Man.

She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position to take for a goddess of slaughter, but I applaud her defiance of convention.

Who doesn't need hope in their lives: hope that something can change, that someone cares, that not only bad things happen unexpectedly but good things can happen to us too?

An act of God was defined as something which no reasonable man could have expected.

I think the excitement of movies is discovering stuff you weren't expecting, and I hope to preserve that.

For in hope's absence, a miracle arrived

Yeah, I like that idea. Maybe he'll shoot at us again. I was hoping someone would shoot at me today. That was the first thing I said when I got up: Boy, I hope I get shot at today.

Hope comes as a surprise, at several levels at once.

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.

Last time you bring me pie, I cut into it, with my tiny pie cutter, and millions of birds flew out hitting me in the eyes and the temples... it was a trick pie!

Nothing kills a party like an oversize metal hedgehog.

The secret to humor is surprise.

If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic.

I once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.