Quotes About Eating

Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.

New York has magnificent eating available, both in restaurants and in the materials available to home cooks in the many specialty markets.

To eat is human, to digest, divine

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.

Do fish get cramps after eating?

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.

I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is a service in which I offer to eat and describe pork to kosher people.

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE!

Special Post-Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Eating Crow" This year, it just tastes like Seahawk.

I was just teasing, " I say. "I myself don't like to eat plain butter, but hey, it's a free world.

Who knew death could lead to an eating disorder?

I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?

My companions ate the bear. I found I had no appetite.

A big mistake people make when they are trying to lose weight is that they stop eating. They'll eat salads once a day and then their body starts trying to protect itself and holds onto the fat.

A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.

I've run less risk driving my way across country than eating my way across it.

You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one.

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish.

if a sheep eats bushes does it eat flowers too?a sheep eats whatever it findseven a flower with thorn?even a flower with thorns.then what's the good of thorns?

Your child will live a life ten years younger than you because of the landscape of food that we've built around them.