Quotes About Challenges

Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.

Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their head turned up way too loud to hear it.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

The problem with winter sports is that, follow me closely here, they generally take place in winter.

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.

When youre up to your armpits in alligators, its hard to remember to drain the swamp.

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Minneapolis has two seasons: Road Removal and Snow Repair.

My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'.

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

It is a terrible thing to look over your shoulder when you are trying to lead -- and find no one there.

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

A strong man doesn't have to be dominant toward a woman. He doesn't match his strength against a woman weak with love for him. He matches it against the world.

Marriage destroyed my relationship with two wonderful men.

What good am I? I can't have kids. I can't cook. I've been divorced three times. Who would want me?

If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?

I am invariably late for appointments - sometimes as much as two hours. I've tried to change my ways but the things that make me late are too strong, and too pleasing.

Some people have been unkind. If I say I want to grow as an actress, they look at my figure. If I say I want to develop, to learn my craft, they laugh. Somehow they don't expect me to be serious about my work.