Quotes About Joking

I'm in a comic book fan. I have long boxes at home. I'm a comic book collector; I'm not joking. It's just the coolest thing ever.

When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows.

I said it jokingly, so this guy was just trying to stir something up that's not there. He's just somebody who doesn't have a sense of humor, like I do.

Wisdom of the Ages "News People" Always joking around and happy. I guess that proves that ignorance really is bliss.

Are you sure you weren't adopted?""Mom would like to think so, but it was a natural birth, so her memory's real clear.

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

I crack myself up.

I have always viewed thinking about arguing, about questioning, pushing back with, joking, about sharing and discovering the world and the news as enjoyable, the same way that I view watching basketball.

You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts.

When my sister Joan arrived, I asked if I could swap her for a rabbit. When I think what a marvellous friend she's been, I'm so glad my parents didn't take me at my word.

Vince replied: "If you meant that as a joke, I now have a better understanding of where you were coming from. (understanding) And, my understanding is that your idea of joking is to call someone out in front of other people." Mark shrugged and laughed uneasily.

My eyes are brown. So are my teeth. Just kidding about the teeth.

I don't now how you could not kid about love and still claim to have a sense of humor

Shut up, me," Leo said aloud. "What?" Piper asked. "Nothing," he said. "Long night. I think I'm hallucinating. It's cool." Sitting in front, Leo couldn't see their faces, but he assumed from their silence that his friends were not pleased to have a sleepless, hallucinating dragon driver. "Just joking." Leo decided it might be good to change the subject.

I will see you again,' Hades promised. 'I will prepare a room for you at the palace in case you do not survive. Perhaps your chambers would look good decorated with the skulls of monks.' 'Now I can't tell if you're joking.' Hades's eyes glittered as his form began to fade. 'Then perhaps we are alike in some important ways.' The god vanished.

Getting some redecorating ideas?' Nico asked. 'Maybe you could do your dining room in mediaeval monk skulls.' Hades arched an eyebrow. 'I can never tell when you're joking.

Well, I live a double life. Tonight, I'll escort you to dinner. Then I have to rush home and finish my calculus homework.' 'You're not joking, are you?' 'I never joke about calculus homework.

You kidding? So many preservatives in these things, I'll live forever.

Piper: it looks like we have hole. Percy: Yeah we've got a dam hole! (LOL-ing) Piper: What! Percy: Inside joke. (still LOL-ing) Piper: Whatever.

Maya and I are going out for dinner." His dad blinked at me, like he hadn't seen me there. Then he scowled. No awkward joking for me these days.

I only joke about really serious things