Quotes About Joking

Thank God people dont age as fast as other creatures, because otherwise youd be gone by now. I'm just kidding. Happy Birthday!

Sometimes joking is a relief from seriousness.

Bite me, Goth princess," Shane called from the back. "Not literally or anything." "Maybe you should say that to Michael." "Not funny, Eve," Michael said. Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuring off about an inch. "Little bit," she said.

Oh, he is cute!" Shane said in a fake girly voice. "Gee, maybe we can ask him out!" "Shut up, you weasel. Claire, hit him!

just joking!" I protested. "I hate poetry." "Come on, A.J.," said

When you said you loved me, did you forget to say just kidding?

Happy birthday to a dear friend who will always have my support in lying about your age.

Yes dad, Every guy I know is my boyfriend...

You dance really well." "I took ballet lessons." She tilted her head back to search his face, certain he was joking. "You did not." "I did. Several of us on the team did. Good for coordination." Resisting the laugh that bubbled up in her throat, she said, "Somehow I can't picture you in tights and a tutu." But he did laugh. "We made sure no one with a camera got within miles of the studio.

I'm mostly laughing, because you're such an idiot.

You aren't angry " "You must be joking " she said dryly. "I'm alive Nicholas. And I'm immortal like you. This rocks

You're a funny man, Post.

Which is why Mom, when she's being indiscreet, refers to the trophy room as the "vet's office." Because that's where Dad brings people to take their balls.

I watched a bunch of kids movies on Christmas. I was kind of joking with our family by asking, "Is anyone allowed to die in a kid's movie anymore?"

All right," said Eden. "After all, we've got to hide somewhere. And even if they move on a bit faster than we can, they'll still leave signs, won't they? "Yes, they'll drip blood and leave echoes of people laughing," said Timon in a dark voice. Eden looked at him apprehensively. But then Timon laughed himself. "Joking! Joking! Only joking!" he cried, and Eden nodded, echoing his laughter rather uncertainly.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called

Was he joking? Would he really have shot Kinski? 'I said it very quietly so he understood that it was not a joke. But the story then took on a life of its own, until today you can read that I directed him only at gunpoint from behind the camera! That's baloney. It never happened like that. When I talked to him, I did not have a gun in my hands. However, I did have a gun …

The Doctor: I've seen bigger.Clara: Really?The Doctor: Are you joking? It's massive!

Any other iron on you?" he asked impatiently."Just my tongue stud."His look was a mixture of curiosity and horror."I'm kidding, you idiot. Let's go.

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.

It's joking." Ratthi managed to sound like he completely believed that. "That's how it looks when it's joking." He sent me on the feed, Stop joking.

Here was this really nice guy who happened to be uber-shy... and with just a little encouragement, he was suddenly smiling and joking and having fun. Really, what had taken them so long?

Sperm Donor. My mom had used that term. We can just call him Ed, the sperm donor. It wasn't the first time I had heard of my biological father being referred to this way. It wouldn't be the last. It was said like it was a joke.