Quotes About Joking

But he's joking, he doesn't mean it. When Lucas makes a joke he means it.

You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty.

We have to joke about it because the alternative is to be scared

Tenemos que bromear sobre el tema, porque la alternativa es morirse de miedo.

And, added Mikey. she's my sister. The others looked at him for a moment, and broke out laughing. Yeah, yeah, Squirrel scoffed, and the McGill is my cousin. Now Allie burst out laughing, which made Mikey more annoyed. If the McGill was your cousin, Mikey said, I can guarantee he'd disown you.

I would love to be your first," she says. "You can do that, can't you? I mean you're . . . complete, right?" "More than complete," he tells her. "In fact, I have three." She just stares at him dumbfounded, and he decides not to tell her he's joking.

I was only kidding about the hundred, she says. oh, I say, what will it cost me? she lights her cigarette with my lighter and looks at me through the flame: her eyes tell me. look, I say, I don't think I can ever pay that price again.

I'd rather form my own party than ever join Ukip. We could call it the Widdy Mob. I'm joking.

Los dos éramos, por así decirlo, firmes partidarios del paro cardiaco como causa de muerte. El único inconveniente de una muerte tan repentina, dijo bromeando, es que uno ha de tener sus bienes bajo control en todo momento para estar seguro de no dejar ninguno de sus secretos, por no decir inclinaciones, a la posteridad. Contesté, en el mismo tono de broma, que ese era un pensamiento muy vanidoso.

He's not my boyfriend." "Ha. That's a good one. I saw you two tonsil surfing out there." I could kill her. "I don't even have tonsils!" "I know that and I bet Nick knows that too, now." She slaps her leg because she's just too funny for words.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.

V chuckled. I had to do something to shut you up. Every damn time I've run into you since I grew it, you ask me if I've French-kissed a tailpipe. (Rhage)

How about I duct-tape his ass cheeks together? Short-sheet his bed? Ex-Lax his chocolate pudding…? I have other ideas, you know…

I was joking with my agent that I'm going to get typecast for a water-disaster actor.

And Türing answered another," Rudy said. "Who's that?" "It's me," Alan said. "But Rudy's joking. 'Turing' doesn't really have an umlaut in it." "He's going to have an umlaut in him later tonight," Rudy said, looking at Alan in a way that, in retrospect, years later, Lawrence would understand to have been smoldering.

It's easy to joke when you don't care any more. I'm not saying it didn't hurt me, because it did.

Snake eyes! the croupier said.          Lizard dick! Coyote shouted back. This sent me to convulsions.

Oh, Bassanio is so handsome." "As is his friend." "Do you fancy him?" "Do you jest? I was lucky not to be sliding on the slippery floor next to you." "That is not why I slipped.

haha man I'm dead

Why are you such an asshat?" "An asshat?" Jace looked as if he were about to laugh.

i was joking with isabelle about vampires right before it happened. just trying to make her laugh, you know? what freaks out jewish vanpires? silver stars of david? chopped liver? check for eighteen dollars?

She was afraid you'd freak out? Start seeing demons in the White House?" ... "There are demons in the White House?" "I was kidding," said Jace. "I think." -Jace & Clary

I'll walk you back, Jace said. "As for Simon, he can manage his own way back in the dark-can't you Simon?" "Of course he can, Alec said indignantly, as if eager to make up for his earlier slighting of Simon. "He's a vampire-and," he added, "I just realized that you were probably joking. Never mind me.

I'm a jokester, so when I was joking on Twitter, it kinda rubbed people the wrong way. And I was like, I didn't make these up. I'm just letting you know they're there.