Quotes About Joking

Joking about violence is not funny.

A film set is very casual. If there is a senior actor, by the end of it, you end up joking with him.

A lot of what I think is funny is usually through some sort of character, or speaking earnestly one second and then saying something obviously joking.

With some of the journalists, I've known them for years now, and I kind of consider them like my friends, so I always tend to joke around, and some people don't get it.

I snicker at my joke. Dude, if ya can't crack yourself up, ain't never gonna crack anybody else up.

It seems rather prophetic. We were just joking about this the other day." "I know. Fate has annoying timing.

Does your hip hurt much?" "Only when I laugh or fart

So, if any one man, in his own proper person, afford stuff for a good joke to anybody, let him not be backward, but let him cheerfully allow himself to spend and to be spent in that way.

if any one man, in his own proper person, afford stuff for a good joke to anybody, let him not be backward, but let him cheerfully allow himself to spend and be spent in that way. And the man that has anything bountifully laughable about him, be sure there is more in that man than you perhaps think for.

I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around.

There are certain things I don't want to joke about. If it's about somebody else, it's fine. If it's about me, I think it's totally insensitive!

We... joked a little about presidential portraits. He [Bill Clinton] told me that he and Harrison Ford had been joking recently about how chins drop with age, and he didn't want to look that way.

I like working solo and it was a lot of fun joking around with the audience, saying things. I'm only just learning how to do certain things.

When my turn came, I said I hoped one day to be the dictator of an Islamic republic with nuclear capability; the others appeared shocked, and I was forced to explain that I had been joking.

Mercy laughed. "You have to excuse them—boys suffer from an incurable disability." "What?" "Testosterone.

He was joking, right? A village garden competition wasn't like the Olympics.

You're joking. No, it's true. There are billions of internal surfaces in that piece. It's like a piece of sky. Yes, it is.

Around my own friends, I like to mess around.

Yo no estoy acostumbrado a tomarme la vida a broma, querido marqués. La frivolidad no es lo mío, y menos aún en cuestión de travesuras; porque hay travesuras y bromas que deben tomarse muy, muy en serio…, o nunca saldrán bien. Una gran broma sólo llega a serlo cuando uno ha invertido en ella toda la seriedad del mundo.

Miranda rolls her eyes. "Passing over," she says. "That's nice. Is that anything like kicking the bucket? Keeling over, taking a dirt nap, biting the big one?

You sure can sleep anywhere," she said. "It's freezing in here." "I was tired. See, I slept in Booboo's doghouse with him last night." "You're kidding! You really slept in a doghouse?...You are a nut cake, Willie." He wanted to ask her if that was better than a goofball, but for once he didn't feel like joking.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.

Do you want the truth or the politically correct version? The truth is that I go plastic, it's so much easier. And I like to put the bags over my head at night when I sleep, which I think all the kids at home should try. Kidding!!