Quotes About Persistence

Humanity will ever seek but never attain perfection. Let us at least survive and go on trying.

The persistence of erroneous beliefs exacerbates the widespread anachronistic failure to recognize the urgent problems that face humanity on this planet.

Why is it beautiful that humanity keeps coming back? So does herpes.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer… but no one will do it.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.

Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope.

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!

Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor.

Persistence is the answer, and a sense of humor helps.

I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

I got ham but I'm not a Hamster

Diligence is a good thing, but taking things easy is much more restful.

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.

Dogs are forever in the push up postion.

There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second is "Just when things look darkest, they go black.

I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible.

My legs tired, ain't your legs tired!? His legs ain't Tired! He Just... Tinktinktinktinktinktink, TinktinkTinktinkTinktink!! Just paperclips and Sparks everywhere!

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.