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Quotes About Existence

The outlaw is the radical, the one close to the roots of existence. The one who refuses to forget their humanity and, in remembering, helps everyone else remember, too.
~ David Whyte
Humanity, you never had it from the beginning." That was my motto.
~ Charles Bukowski
All humanity could share a common insanity and be immersed in a common illusion while living in a common chaos. That can't be disproved, but we have no choice but to follow our senses.
~ Isaac Asimov
Humanity is a river of light running from the ex-eternity to eternity.
~ Khalil Gibran
Ever since history has been written, ever since philosophy has meditated, misery has been the garment of the human race.
~ Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Did anyone else have these moments of amazement over the existence of humanity, when they are in awe of how they are here, and alive, even if it's only for a short while?
~ Michelle Madow, Timeless
I think pimp, therefore i am.
~ Katt Williams
I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
~ Bo Burnham
Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.
~ Jim Morrison
If something is going to happen to me, I want to be there.
~ Albert Camus, The Stranger
Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?
~ Bill Watterson
Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.
~ Jackie Gleason
If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others.
~ Philip K. Dick
What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
~ Mark Twain
We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
~ Bill Hicks
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
~ Ellen DeGeneres
I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now.
~ Marc Maron
Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings.
~ Jane Austen, Mansfield Park
This was my attempt to deter cold callers: "There's no past, there's no future, just one pulsating present... Please leave your message after the tone."
~ Bill Bailey
All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God.
~ Voltaire
How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.
~ George Carlin
Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.
~ Josh Billings
Life is tough, then you die.
~ George Carlin
So far, this is the oldest I've been.
~ George Carlin