Quotes About Existence

I get mail; therefore I am.

I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

I wonder how Admat can be everywhere. Is he in my sandal? Or is he my sandal itself? Why would a god bother to be a sandal? Does he wear shoes or sandals himself, invisible ones?

English humor resembles the Loch Ness Monster in that both are famous but there is a strong suspicion that neither exists.

I was interested in the mystical element of humor - was humor part of creation? Is God laughing at us, or with us?

I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air.

You should be as alive as you can, until you're totally dead!

If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.

I Think, Therefore I Am ... I Think ...

Man is an endangered species.

I Twitter (or Facebook) therefore I am

Nice to be born in this universe. Thanks dad and mom.

God gave me the life and created the world to know what it is actually.

Lothaire is very much alive.""You swear?""Often. Though not as much as foul-mouthed Regin. I try not to in front of Bertil." She petted the bat."I meant—will Lothaire live?""He will.

Emma Harrison, Phoebe Who?

To do is to be – AristotleTo be or not to be – ShakespeareTo be is to do – Jean-Paul SartreDo be do be do – Frank Sinatra

It's hard to imagine, seeing all of us breathing yet one day each of us shall be gone, leaving memories.

Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment.

The cost of living is going up while the chances of living are going down.

Think people really want to know what's out there?""Probably not. People don't know what they want, Evelyn, or life wouldn't suck

I spent the afternoon musing on Life. If you come to think of it, what a queer thing Life is! So unlike anything else, don't you know, if you see what I mean.

...the only thing that could justify your continuing existence on the planet would be if you started breathing carbon dioxide and exhaling oxygen.

What life is to humor, humor is to life.

Two puzzles that cannot be solved:The miracle of birth and misery of death.