Quotes About Resilience

When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.

Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second is "Just when things look darkest, they go black.

My legs tired, ain't your legs tired!? His legs ain't Tired! He Just... Tinktinktinktinktinktink, TinktinkTinktinkTinktink!! Just paperclips and Sparks everywhere!

I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

Some people say, "Never let them see you cry." I say, if you're so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.

Oh, Eeyore, you are wet!" said Piglet, feeling him. Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time.

Humor makes our heavy burdens light and smoothes the rough spots in our pathways.

I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.

That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps.

One loses everything when one loses one's sense of humor.

Thank God you've got a sense of humor, or you'd be in trouble.

Humor was an antiseptic that cleaned the deepest of personal wounds.

Humor is hope's companion in arms. It is not brash, it is not cheap, it is not heartless. Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit.

Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.

A decrepit society shuns humor as a decrepit individual shuns drafts.

The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.

Though the doctors treated him, let his blood, and gave him medications to drink, he nevertheless recovered.

We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.

My dad instilled in me a great sense of humor. I wasn't bullied at school because my outward attitude was confident, and that helps.