Quotes About Resilience

Laugh at your worries and insecurities. View your anxieties with humor. It will be difficult at first, but you'll gradually get used to it.

Have a sense of humor to break the tension in times of great toil.

A sense of humor is needed armor.

And, when the votes are counted, let everybody, including the candidates, get into a good humor as quick as they got into a bad one.

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.

The future isn't just something that happens. It's a brutal force, with a great sense of humor, that'll steamroll you if you're not watching.

I used humor as survival, as a weapon and as comfort.

Life is tough, then you die.

When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse.

By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.

Find 100 reasons to laugh. You are bound to feel better, you will cope with problems more effectively and people will enjoy being around you. Besides unhappiness, what do you have to lose?

You got to pay your dues to get the joke. Besides, laughter is cheap and very portable. If there's a pogrom, or they're blaming you for the plague, nothing is easier to pack than a sense of humor.

Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.

I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.

I think you really have to tap into your sense of humor in order to survive.

Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

I can see the humor in just about any situation. After I lost my dad, I realized that none of us should take things too seriously, because everything except death works itself out.

You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.

Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.

Humor prevents a hardening of the attitudes.

God probably thinks it's worth giving a sense of humor only to those of us who have to laugh at all the rubbish bits that are wrong with us.

Humor is tragedy plus time.

I hear your insults and plan to silence them with my victory.