Quotes About Resilience

You called the guy you're supposed to rescue a nerd, and you just referenced Star Trek. You don't find that a bit nerdy?

I also drink Scotch. But I'm not picky. I'll take the victory Scotch, or the Scotch of defeat. Or the rotgut swill.

One has to develop a sense of humor to cope.

Whatever doesn't kill them, makes them make reality TV shows...

Francis Ford Coppola - A man climbs a mountain and they call him a hero. I climb mountains that aren't even there.

I'm over the hill for come-on lines. On a quiet day, I can hear my liver rotting. For exercise, I fall down. ~ Clete

You're not a book person. And now you're not an internet person? What does that leave you?

The English play hockey in any weather. Thunder, lightening, plague of locusts...nothing can stop the hockey. Do not fight the hockey, for the hockey will win.

Honey will wipe the floor with you." His eyes went half-mast, and his voice dropped in evident pleasure. "I know.

Life is a pigsty.

While my body might say, "I'm small and vulnerable, " my hair warns, "DON'T MESS WITH ME.

That which does not kill you ... probably isn't close enough, so just start running.

His boat sank. They were all on his side.

They were all on his side. Hi boat sank.

Courage is not beating up the bully or letting the bully beat you up, it is standing strong before the bully and seeing him for what he truly is: a child of God in need of an attitude adjustment.

I never said you had to like it. You have to accept it. No regret."-Clare Harding.

Tough time don't lasts-Tough People DO

When you feel like throwing rocks, make sure they're ones no one can throw back.

I'm quite certain that if I lost my sense of humor, it would most definitely need to be replaced by a padded cell.

It's always darkest before you're blinded by the light

Going to work every day was like my hair was on fire and all I had to put it out was a hammer.

Never underestimate the staying power of a bad idea.

Jesus was a good guy, he didn't need this shit.

I would have killed myself years ago if it weren't for the fact that I'm pretty sure death is the only thing more terrible than life.