Quotes About Resilience

Nowadays the standards had plummeted so far that I failed even at being a failure. I silently packed up. Nothing else was left. They had even robbed me of self-pity

I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on.

In the movie business, the ones we call Lucky are usually those idiots who are just too damn stubborn to take no for an answer. Come to think of it, the movie business is kind of like life.

I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train.

Maybe life does suck, Pork Chop, but it beats the hell out of the alternative.

Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls.

Fair play is all well and good. But knowing how to kick 'em in the balls can get you out of a jam 9 times out of 10.

Breaking up is hard to do. But, bustin him in the head ain't that easy, either.

If I'm going down, I'm going down with lipstick on.

You can just about always stand more 'n you think you can.

Because being assaulted with maxi pads is a great way to win friends and influence people.

If one door closes and another door opens, chances are your house is haunted.

The cost of living is going up while the chances of living are going down.

I am always doing what I thought I couldn't do, because I might learn something. Henri Marcel - Marriage a Journey and A Dog

If you let something scare you to death, then the worst has happened.

...flames moved towards himand dropped within-singed and marred his tender skin ...(the frightful plight tale)

He had seen better days - though these had only served to embitter him against his current circumstances.

People say that they want to kill me. All I say is "I'm sorry but your appointment doesn't start until another hour, please sit in the waiting room.

God picked me to be his punching bag...so who am I suposed to pray to for mercy?

Chocolate cured just about everything, but being a crocodile's chew-toy was on a whole other level.

The greatest proof that the Bible is inspired is that it has withstood so much bad preaching!

Humor is just another defense against theuniverse.

A dialysis patient's life is hard. Laugh harder.

i'm only an independent woman when there's nothing heavy to carry