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Quotes About Alcohol

Miles, it's only morning and you're already drunk." "No, I'm not," I weakly protested. "I'm just thirsty.
~ Rex Pickett
those working men who, before prohibition, could not resist the lure of the saloon on the way home Saturday night
~ Richard H. Thaler
He brushed his teeth carefully and used dental floss. He tried to take good care of his teeth because he was his own dentist now. Some things could go to pot, but not his health, he thought. Then why don't you stop pouring alcohol into yourself? he thought. Why don't you shut the hell up? he thought.
~ Richard Matheson
Henry Ford designed his first production car, the Model T, with a flex-fuel system: it could run on either gasoline or alcohol, a feature that Ford continued to offer until 1931.
~ Richard Rhodes
A fuel's octane rating is a measure of how much it can be compressed before the heat of compression ignites it. Octane ratings at American gasoline pumps today, for example, range from 87 to 93. Pure alcohol has an octane rating of 105.
~ Richard Rhodes
It takes a lady of a certain age to contain the stuff [whiskey]. Particularly the Irish. No offense but a bit of weathering and experience are required not to go right off the edge with it. I would heisitate to serve Irish to a green schoolgirl. Mixes and vodka are enough for them to go wrong on. I couldn't look at myself shaving if I poured Irish for the young.
~ Katherine Dunn
We live in a disposable world. There's no point in investing yourself too heavily. Love doesn't fix anything...it destroys more than it fixes. and when the dust has settled, it's just an afterthought. Lives still get ruined, people still leave, and life goes on and on and on. the first forty-eight hours are the worst. the ego's taken a bit of a kicking. what you need is a constant supply of alcohol. today was a day for taking tranquilizers washed down by vodka.
~ Kathleen Tessaro
Dylan Thomas was lying in a coma under an oxygen tent in St. Vincent's Hospital. He had been lying there, unshaven, for three days. The precise cause of the coma was obscure, though he had been heard making the extravagant claim that he had eighteen whiskeys at the White Horse Tavern the night before he collapsed.
~ Katie Roiphe
Yep, Gin and Brandi. Call me crazy, but naming your daughters after alcoholic beverages is just asking for trouble.
~ Kelley Armstrong
One of the reasons for his drinking, Henry said, was Jon's momma used to make the whole family get down on their knees and pray like fury every time Jon's daddy would come home boozed. Jon never quite got it straight that they weren't thanking the good Lord for his blessing, same as they did at the supper table. So according to Henry, booze come to be something holy to him and with faith like that Jon grew up religious as a deacon.
~ Ken Kesey
Power intoxicates men. When a man is intoxicated by alcohol, he can recover, but when intoxicated by power, he seldom recovers.
~ james francis
What I really love is my scotch. It's the power, the power of positive drinking.
~ Lou Reed
The fun, joy, and humor dry up in a relationship when one of the partners is swimming in gin. To my way of thinking, it is selfishness personified to see life through the bottom of a liquor bottle.
~ Ginger Rogers
I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking.
~ William Shakespeare
I will make it felony to drink small beer.
~ William Shakespeare
Oh God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!
~ William Shakespeare
When I was younger I made it a rule never to take a strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast.
~ Winston Churchill
Never trust a man who doesn't drink.
~ Winston Churchill
I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.
~ Woody Allen
I never write when I'm drunk. Why should one need aids? The Muse is a high-spirited girl who doesn't like to be brutally or coarsely wooed. And she doesn't like slavish devotion then she lies.
~ Wystan Hugh Auden
lethal combination of alcohol and drugs. Immediately after I popped the amyl nitrate under his nose, he stiffened. "What is that you're giving me?" he choked. "I'm just giving you a harmless popper," I told him, "so don't worry about it. Inhale, inhale.
~ Xaviera Hollander
There was a time when he used alcohol as a stimulant, something to lift his spirits and give him energy, but now he drinks like all parents drink, as a kind of early evening sedative.
~ David Nicholls
refuted. The most important modifiable risk factors related to heart attack risk include smoking, excess alcohol consumption, lack of aerobic exercise, overweight, and a diet high in carbohydrates.
~ David Perlmutter
In 1820, Americans spent $ 12 million on liquor, an amount that exceeded the total expenditure of the US government.
~ David S. Reynolds