Quotes About Alcohol

The Spanish and Cuban people have the same kind of wakes the Irish do. They go on for two or three days and drink a lot of booze and eat a lot of food.

Friendship is so much healthier than other crutches -alcohol or TV or religious fanaticism. One healthy crutch shouldn't be against the rules.

When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.

A girl only needs three things in her life: love to make her weak, alcohol to make her strong, and friends to pick her up when the first two make her hit the ground.

Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

If you dont drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, And then I got home...

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Some people anesthetized with booze; Woody wrote.

He'd heard of elvenblossom wine. It was known for its stultifying bouquet of fruit blossoms and the battle-axe power of its alcohol content. Only those of elven blood could stomach the sweet stuff, he'd heard, and it was the alcoholic equivalent of being kicked in the head by a centaur.

For Chandler it was all or nothing. Or, to hear one of his characters say it, "I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.

He decried any nonalcoholic substitute, even water - because he reasoned "fish fuck in it.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried; you float.

Would you mind doing this last thing for me? Pack my box with fivedozen liquor jugs?