Quotes About Alcohol

Booze makes you loud. It's written on the label: "Alcohol percent by volume."

But I've been drinking. Last time I mixed alcohol and Xanax, I went completely crazy.

As for alcohol, when India's fervent teetotaller Prime Minister, Morarji Desai, visited Punjab in 1978 the Akali Dal Chief Minister, Badal, announced that in Morarji's honour the Punjab government would introduce a weekly dry day (a day when liquor shops and bars are closed). Morarji Desai replied tartly, 'You need to. Punjab has the highest per capita consumption of alcohol in the country.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink.

Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.

Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use of any other drug with special horror.

We drink and we die and continue to drink.

The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when you're away from them, who needs it?.

British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death.

Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

I can't swim farther than from here to the far side of a whiskey glass.

Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.