Quotes About Routine

If I tell you another seven hundred times, maybe one of these days you might turn your clothes right side out when you put them in the hamper, eh?

Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so.

Your future is found in your daily routine. Successful people do daily what others do occasionally!

I've developed the habit of mentally listing things that make me optimistic about the future. I do it every day.

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

A goal gets us motivated,while a good habit keeps us stay motivated.

A habit is good if it helps you achieve your goal; it is bad if it hinders your achievement.

I try to break a sweat every day. It doesn't always happen that way, but that's the goal.

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.

Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss your teeth so you'll have healthy gums in your old age, and then you get in your car and drive down I-10 and die. Life is so stupid I can't stand it.

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.

I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and if I?m not in it, I go to work.

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.

Habit is a form of exercise.

I work until beer oclock.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway...