Quotes About Awkwardness

He held out the hand that wasn't holding up the blankets, palm out. 'OK,' he said. 'OK, think, Collins, think - yeah, OK, this is awkward, and I'm really sorry, because I'm sure you're really - Oh, man. What the hell did I do? Was there drinking? There must have been drinking.

Damn, there goes my chance for some hot sexy talk.

You've been avoiding me, he said, talking to the sandwich. I laughed. He looked over at me. Sorry. I just realized that you talk to a lot of inanimate objects.

Now we had a stupid silence, the kind that always descends on people who are half in the bag.

Qué me dice de…? —miró a Phil, luego a mí y después apartó la vista. —¿Sí? —se interesó Barnett. —Bueno… creo que la bala estuvo dando vueltas por mis partes bajas y… —Sus órganos reproductores no se han visto afectados, señorita Gennaro. —Oh —exclamó ella mientras me pillaba sonriendo y me lanzaba una mirada asesina—. No digas ni una puta palabra, Patrick.

A hedgehog? And just how does a hedgehog make love? he demanded. No, I thought. I won't. I will not. But I did. Very carefully, I replied, giggling helplessly. So now we know just how old that one is, I thought.

He bent and kissed me briefly, then headed for the door. Just short of it, though, he turned back. The, um, sperms ... he said, a little awkwardly. Yes? Can ye not take them out and give them decent burial or something? I hid my smile in my teacup. I'll take good care of them, I promised. I always do, don't I?

Her eyes were fastened on his naked chest, and he was—for the first time in his life—embarrassed by the fact that he possessed nipples.

They had had no opportunity to speak, though—and he could not seem to invent a pretext, let alone think what he might say if he found one. He felt amazingly self-conscious, like a boy unable to say anything to an attractive girl. He'd be blushing, next thing, he thought, disgusted with himself.

turned my back to dip the cloth into the bowl, and said offhandedly over my shoulder, "Er, I did my legs, too." I stole a quick glance over my shoulder. The original shock was fading into a look of total bewilderment. "Your legs dinna smell like anything," he said. "Unless you've been walkin' knee-deep in the cow-byre.

I was such a dork. I was too big. I was really gangly.

On some level, I think everyone felt like a dork in high school.

I'm kind of a dork at being able to dress myself.

Whatever your age, parents generally embarrass their children. I think that's a role we have to play.

I've always had the laugh. It just happens. It used to embarrass my parents.

I'm vaguely embarrassed by myself sometimes.

My day goes from one embarrassing moment to the next.

I'm the clumsiest person in the world, so every day brings an embarrassing moment.

My films are about embarrassment.

I always like stories where the egg ends up on my face.

I don't do well in social environments.

I do not know how to kiss or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?

Het is altijd vervelend wanneer iemand je geen antwoord geeft of niet doet alsof hij je niet verstaat. Dat gebeurt op vergaderingen ook wel eens. De woorden blijven in de lucht hangen, zoals dat heet, en de betrokkene doet zijn uiterste best zijn verlegenheid en irritatie te verbergen door zich met een scherpe wending in zijn betoog tot iemand te richten die op dat moment toevallig in zijn richting kijkt.

It's lucky it's dark. I haven't blushed so much since Madam Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs.