Quotes About Smoking
The eddies his breath set in motion were destroying the smoke sculptures I was erecting. The pipestem was warm on my lower lip and I thought of lip cancer. I often think about how I will die, what disease or surgical procedure will have me in its tarantula grip, what indifferent hospital wall and weary night nurse will witness my last breath, my last second, the impossibly fine point to which my life will have been sharpened.
~ John Updike
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Dont waste life drinking and smoking. Live life loving and caring. Most of all...Live life knowing that you are loved, Even when you feel your not...You are, By God.
~ Unknown
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Oh, that's lovely wrist action you've got there. Fancy coming into the larder with me and earning yourself five woodbines?
~ Marco Pierre White
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cigarettes he smoked. As if he were the Duke of
~ Marianne Faithfull
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Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!.
~ Yeardley Smith
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Technological innovation has done great damage ... to eating habits. Food is now available in such unpleasant forms that one frequently finds smoking between courses to be an aid to digestion.
~ Fran Lebowitz
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What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf.
~ Tug McGraw
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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"
~ Arlo Guthrie
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Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna cant even smoke in bed.
~ Bill Maher
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I'm annoyed by the lack of smoking on TV as well. It's terrible. It's funny seeing old interviewers lighting up, the likes of Russell Harty pulling on a Three Castles or a State Express or a Churchman Full Strength or a Passing Cloud. I think it's a shame that we don't get to see this any more. We should have more ashtrays on morning TV and presenters wheezing.
~ Mark E. Smith
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
~ Mark Twain
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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.
~ Mark Twain
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I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed — in a modified way — 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance.
~ Mark Twain
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Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.
~ Mark Twain
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Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
~ Liza Minnelli
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We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now.
~ Dylan Moran
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I always found it really funny when actors would come offstage, smoking cigarettes and swearing at each other.
~ Jason Gann
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I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.
~ Mitch Hedberg
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I went to a cigar store, the man behind the counter asked me, "What kind of cigars do you like?" I answered, "It's a Boys."
~ Mitch Hedberg
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
~ Unknown
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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
~ Brooke Shields
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If you take good care of any disease by eating well, sleeping well, being aware of your health, consciously wanting to be well, not smoking, et cetera, you are doing all the things you should be doing anyway, but somehow having a disease makes them easier to do. A human without a disease is like a ship without a rudder.
~ Mark Vonnegut
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Some wood choices you can use for smoking grain include alder, apple, beech, hickory, maple, pear, pecan, and oak; each variety brings its own qualities to the fire. Alder, for example, gives malt a sweet, delicate woodiness, and pecan is more pungent, intense, and spicy. Don't forget that you can use spicy mesquite chips or peat for that sharp creosote character found in some Scotch whiskies.
~ Unknown
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She must not swing her arms as though they were dangling ropes; she must not switch herself this way and that; she must not shout; and she must not, while wearing her bridal veil, smoke a cigarette
~ Emily Post
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