Quotes About Pets

If you find your pet trying to mind control you, please seek help ASAP.

Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack.

Cost to clean deeply soiled rugs: $200. Cost to replace shiny, black, stack-heeled, pilgrim-toed boots: $185. Cost to fix every single delicious table and chair leg in the house: $490. Life with two shelter dogs: fucking priceless.

Did you know that New Hampshire has more hamsters per capita than any other state?

know what happens when you play a country tune backwards? You get your girl and your truck back, you're not drunk anymore and your hound dog comes back to life." She

Where's your goofy little dog?" "You watch Adventure Time?" Finn said, sounding delighted. "That's awesome!

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

Oy with the poodles already!

we consider cats to be middle aged at seven to eleven years old, and geriatric thereafter.

One of the best ways to find out about care options and receive emotional support is to talk with other cat owners who have experienced similar situations with their pets.

Provide multi-level cat furniture like trees and perches or hiding places.

We share our secret souls with our pets in ways we wouldn't dare with another human being," says Dr. Wallace Sife, a psychologist and president of the Association for Pet Loss and Bereavement. "We're human beings, and love is love.

Remember, if you've let her play with your hands like toys, she won't know any better and may bite you without meaning to.

Scissors-style nippers are also a good choice. They may take the least getting-used-to, if you are new to pet nail trimming.

the experience. Combing and brushing become an extension of petting. Kittens thrive on routine, so decide on a regimen and stick to it. That's not only a time, but also a place such as a tabletop,

Claws grow at different rates depending on the kitten. Once every week or every other week is a good schedule. A good time to trim kitten nails is when she is relaxed, and cuddled for a nap on your lap. It's a great idea to get Kitty used to having her paws handled, so she won't be startled when you need to trim her nails. Pet her paws, and handle them gently, several times a week—not just when you plan to snip claws.

Remember, nobody will think less of you if not all the claws are trimmed at one setting. It's best to stop before your kitten gets peeved, so be satisfied with clipping one or two claws each day.

Rescue Remedy or similar products can help shy and fearful pets.

Kitties almost always lick their noses after they've swallowed. Have Kitty's most favorite treat in the world ready to offer her as soon as you've closed her

Playing with your kitten can be a powerful bonding and training tool. Make a point to play with your kitten for at least twenty minutes, twice a day.

Shorthaired kittens may do fine with regular sessions using cat gloves.

According to the 2013-2014 National Pet Owners Survey, there are 86.4 million cats kept in 45.3 percent of U.S. households, a number expected to rise.

I love God, Jesus Christ, my three children, mother, father, brother, sisters, family in general, my pets, my students, and true friends.

what Sigmund Freud said about cats? He said, 'Time spent with cats is never wasted.