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Quotes About Pets

You own a dog but you feed a cat.
~ Jenny de Vries
Quit it," Kitty warns. "We're not getting a cat. Cats are blah. They're also very manipulative
~ Jenny Han
When Daddy asks me what I want for Christmas, I am just going to say, 'Pick any one of these breeds and we'll be good.
~ Jenny Han
you thank you!" According to Daddy, he picked the puppy up from the animal shelter
~ Jenny Han
Three questions from my daughter: Why is there salt in the sea? Will you die before me? Do you know how many dogs George Washington had? Don't know. Yes. Please. 36.
~ Jenny Offill
I'm more of a dog person. But I admire cats and their ability to take so much while giving so little.
~ Jeri Smith-Ready
They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
~ Jerome K. Jerome
Love me, love my dog, and if you don't love my dog you damn well can't love me.
~ Erik Larson
Churchill also kept pigs and had a wire brush attached to a long stick in order to scratch their backs. 'Dogs look up to you,' he told an aide in 1952, 'cats look down on you. Give me a pig! He looks you in the eye and treats you as an equal.
~ Andrew Roberts
One of the most obvious ways dogs can improve our physical and mental health is via daily walks.
~ Andrew Weil
two guinea pigs
~ Andy Griffiths
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend; inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx
~ Andy Martin
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
~ Andy Rooney
pooper scooper (also poop scoop)
~ Angus Stevenson
Cats are ideal for politicians. I had two when I arrived at Westminster, Sooty and Sweep, who had come with a flat I had bought six years earlier in Fulham from someone who was about to go abroad. There was a better offer ahead of me but she took mine because I would take the cats.
~ Ann Widdecombe
Rodents are pests and not pets, and anything that manically runs around a wheel 24/7 and occasionally has 19 babies in the middle of the night should not be brought into the house.
~ Claudia Winkleman
With my work schedule, it's difficult for me to spend quality time with my dogs. But whenever I'm home, I make it a point to spend as much time as possible with my dogs.
~ Dale Steyn
When I was a child and teenager I read whenever I had the opportunity, but since then I've found it hard to read as much as I'd like, children, work, and pets all providing powerful incentives to escape into a book and a practical reason why I rarely do so.
~ Louise Brown
I had a dog named Oliver with severe separation anxiety. He couldn't be alone... so I had to bring him wherever I went.
~ Matthew Pearl
The kinds of roles dogs fill can be hard to come by in human relationships. We touch the dog or the pet at whim. There is a lack of self-consciousness and a fluidity to it that is absent from most human relationships. If someone acted that way to you, you'd feel claustrophobic pretty quickly. It's a boundary violation.
~ Caroline Knapp
Both Kennedy and Obama exuded a dash of glamour in their roles as commander-in-chief and became the darlings of Hollywood. As president, each brought to the White House a fashionable and accomplished First Lady, two adorable young children and scene-stealing pets.
~ Kitty Kelley
I admired the way McCain worked on campaign finance reform. I admired the way Nancy Pelosi stiffened the Democrats' spine during the health care debate. I admire the way Barack Obama has raised a dog in the White House without ever putting it on the roof of the car for a vacation drive.
~ Gail Collins
Nutrition is the topmost priority for me with my pets at home as well as for the team at Blue Cross.
~ Amala Akkineni
When I became a producer, I told myself I will finally be able to bring my dog to work.
~ Nina Jacobson