Quotes About Pets

I take my dog to the vet a lot because he's old and sick, and I always step on the scale when I'm there. Let's just say shirts that were once button-able are no longer. I'm constantly being roasted by my wife.

Fergie will sing ballads to the dogs and they'll sit there rapt. You know your wife's a star when she keeps the dogs entertained for 20 minutes.

I have four dogs, four horses, a cat, and a bunch of wild frogs.

Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period.

My parents had a Boston terrier, but we never became friends.

PintoFeed enables you to feed your pet remotely and check to see if Tabby or Rover is healthy and eating right.

Robyn: [narrating] Animal lovers, especially female ones, are often accused of being neurotic and unable to relate to other human beings. More often than not, those pointing the finger have never had a pet. It seems to me the universe gave us three things to make life bearable: hope, jokes, and dogs. But the greatest of these gifts was dogs.

If I had a dog that was sick as often as you are, I'd put it down," he observed kindly.

Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there's a bowl of milk in it for them.

It is remarkable, in cats, that the outer life they reveal to their masters is one of perpetual boredom.

You haven't lived until you duct-taped a diaper on a dog.

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My own children grew up with a Newfoundland dog named TOsh. It is true that Newfoundlands smell of the sea. They also smell of slobber, dog food, and whatever they have rolled in most recently" (Lowry, 2016, p. 140).

Beth, if you don't keep these horrid cats down cellar I'll have them drowned," exclaimed Meg angrily as she tried to get rid of the kitten which had scrambled up her back and stuck like a burr just out of reach.

Beth, if you don't keep these horrid cats down cellar I'll have them drowned, exclaimed Meg angrily

Ruth was a novelist, and novelists, Oliver asserted, should have cats and books.

Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of starvation too, o'course.

We found if you took the dog out for 45 minutes a day and worked with it that the solitary stress hormone, cortisol, went down. But then it went right back up again because they didn't keep doing it.

Claire's dog and the cat Elv had rescued from the river had a strange alliance. When they thought no one was at home, they sat together on the couch by the window, peering out at the courtyard. As soon as the key turned in the door, they jumped off the couch so that no one would see their attachment. Dogs and cats had their secrets too.

She looked up at me with more animation. Oh yes, indeed there is. I like playing with my kittens. I have three of them, Spot, Patch and Stripe. Spot has a black spot, but otherwise he is entirely white. Patch has a white patch on his back, and Stripe - Allow me to guess. He has a stripe? Why, have you seen him? No.

Ozzy Osbourne has Pomeranians," the UPS guy said. "I saw them on TV. Cute little dogs like house cats. You ever think about getting a couple cute little dogs like that?

What dogs rip the mail every morning? Tear-riers!

After you died, I got a puppy. I wear your clothes and tease her sometimes, in case you come back.

I've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat.