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Quotes About Pets

OFF THE COUCH! BAD KITTIES!
~ Jon Scieszka
My wife works at an animal rescue place. So at home we now have a dog with two anuses and a half a dachshund.
~ Jon Stewart
Poirot?' Amelia held up the dog, a jet black ball of fur with a pointed muzzle. 'My little Belgian Schipperke, Poirot.' On cue, the dog yapped at him. He laughed. 'Does Agatha know that you've named him after her detective?' 'Of course she does, and she thinks it a positive hoot.
~ Eric Brown
I have several dogs and several cats who aren't really mine. In fact, they think that I am theirs. I'd like to have some goats and chickens, but I travel around too much.
~ Eric Stoltz
What do you call frozen dog poo?
~ Bella Andre
Our two dogs, Scamper (an ancient beagle-basset) and Tinker (a small, friendly dog of indeterminate breed), provided some diversion.
~ Ben S. Bernanke
It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.
~ Agnes Repplier
A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you're single and your dog is the only other living thing in your house, it's a really special relationship which I wanted CATHY to have.
~ Cathy Guisewite
I don't think that the world would be a better place if everyone owned a dog, and I don't think that all relationships between dogs and their owners are good, healthy, or enriching.
~ Caroline Knapp
My campaign is about getting pets to be more active, and exercise with your animal is a great way for people to exercise. When you're out with your pet, it becomes fun. You don't think of it as a chore. For me, taking my dog out for a walk is very relaxing.
~ Misty May-Treanor
I love Cee Lo, but I avoid him when he's holding that smelly cat.
~ Blake Shelton
What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food.
~ Anne McCaffrey
My wife has horses and we've got dogs and cats, so our family loves animals.
~ Tim Henman
Horses and dogs were part of my growing up years.
~ Ajay Piramal
We also have 2 horses, but they're not allowed in the house.
~ Martin Milner
I love dogs, horses and generally all animals.
~ Jacqueline Winspear
Against the far wall was a wire cage holding a pack of unblinking bunnies. World's dumbest pet, I thought. Who would want an animal that sat, quivered, and shat everywhere? They say you can litter-box train them, but they lie.
~ Gillian Flynn
They say you can litter-box train them, but they lie.
~ Gillian Flynn
Even Brownie had a comment, a small doggie whimper. She leaned against the outside of my right thigh. Yeah. I started scratching ears. Those beasts have selectively bred us for thousands of years.
~ Glen Cook
When he sees other dogs being brushed or combed, he puffs up with pride, knowing that grooming for him is much more special and requires earsplittingly loud equipment and a fifty-foot extension cord.
~ Gordon Korman
The first dog I ever had was called Prince. I called him after the Black Prince. You know, the fellow who...' 'Massacred all the women and children in Limoges.' 'I don't remember that.' 'The history books gloss it over.
~ Graham Greene
I love her so much that it hurts sometimes. People who don't have a dog can't know how it feels, just like those who don't have children can't understand that kind of love. They aren't the same, of course. But both are real.
~ Gregg Olsen
I should have gotten a dog.
~ Gregg Olsen
Shelly never felt bad about anything. At least not when it came to other people's feelings. The girls noticed she'd shed a torrent of tears for dead pets, but never for another person.
~ Gregg Olsen