Quotes About Pets

My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere.

Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.

I really love animals and enjoy working with them.

My wife and I love to read. Were going to have to move out to make room for the books! And we have our dogs.

They give unconditional love and undying loyalty in return for regular meals and an occasional pat on the head.

The more I know people, the more I love my dog.

I love cats. I have a lot of cat tales, ha ha, so to speak. A lot of my cats come to me. They show up at my house. I'm kind of a cat lady that way.

I love both the way a dog looks up to me and a cat condescends to me.

Pets require feeding, training, affection and exercise, but in return they offer unconditional love and companionship.

I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.

I petted the dogs who didn't argue with me ever. All dogs love God. They're wiser than their masters.

dreams are petted, like cherished lap dogs misunderstood and loved too well

When Louie is upset with us for, say, forgetting to feed him, he eats any socks he might find lying around.

It's only until Mrs. Friedlander gets better And when is THAT going to be? Earth to Mel. Come in, Mel. The woman is in a COMA. Okay? She is COMATOSE. I think some alternative arrangements for the woman's pets need to be made. You are a DOORMAT. A COMATOSE woman is using you as a DOORMAT. The woman has to have some relatives, Mel. FIND THEM.

painted suns and rainbows and guinea pigs

I think I know why you never married, Sarah. Well, and I reckoned if I wanted something that'd come and go as he pleased, take me for granted, and ignore me when he chose, I'd get a cat. And if I wanted something I'd always have to be picking up after, getting into trouble, but slavishly devoted, I'd get a dog.

Cats. You can't live with them, and the fur's too thin for a rug.

Sometimes I had the feeling that all of us in his family were like pets to him. The dog you take for a walk, the cat you play with and that curls up in your lap, purring, to be stroked - you can be fond of them, you can even need them to a certain extent, and nonetheless the whole thing - buying pet food, cleaning up the cat box, and trips to the vet - is really too much. Your life is elsewhere.

Our reputation as a nation of animal lovers means we can make a strong case for dogs as pets rather than as food.

Kittens are so messy and sometimes require several feedings a day.

I have two dogs and a parrot, so they require a lot of attention. They deserve it.

I have seven rescue dogs.

Why would you want to do anything else but rescue a pet?

Why are people so obsessed with Pets.com? We shut it down and returned money to shareholders. Besides, there were plenty of other dot-com failures around then.